Asked not and ye shall not be refused
A bird in the hand is 95% guaranteed to take a shit
A stitch in time is worth an entire knitted woollen sweater in space
The road of excess leads to sleeping in vomit
Never look a gift horse in the colon . They rarely survived the invasive surgery
Look! Before you walk into a tree
The wages of sin is £8.50 an hour.
No matter how much mustard you spread on shit it still tastes pretty bad.
Plant not a sperm whale in a field of corn. They tend to lose the will to live
Those who do not learn from the past have probably been taking very good drugs
It is exceedingly difficult to teach the man who thinks he is a horse, the art of being a camel.
Any magician, no matter how talented, will find it impossible to pull a white rabbit out of a rats arse.
Blessed be the humble of spirit for they shall never be gameshow presenters
If at first you don't succeed then you're probably doing it wrong.
Blessed be the meek for they need all the help they can get
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Race and Katrina
I'm still working my way through the comments about race that were posted here yesterday, heretofore known as the Day of the Race Riot.
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Those who do not learn from the past have probably been taking very good drugs
:)
~K
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